no, seriously.


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Oct 7, 2014
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haiku of lameness

Stood up at the bar…
Is this the right time to start
drinking brown liquor?


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Oct 3, 2014
@ 6:27 pm
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lol of the day!

lol of the day!


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Oct 3, 2014
@ 6:23 pm
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haiku of ktown delight

A heartwarming scene:
Chubby Asian kid teaches 
Mormons to skateboard.

-kwoo


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Oct 2, 2014
@ 8:02 pm
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haiku of trudy campbell-style blinding optimism

TURNING THIS SHIT DAY
TO THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING
THING TO HAPPEN YET!

-kwoo


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Sep 2, 2014
@ 9:15 pm
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haiku of LA Initiation

Finding your new car
completely fucked in the street
is utter horror.

-kwoo


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May 18, 2014
@ 6:31 pm
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haiku of emotion

I wish dating now
weren’t texting with strangers.
Let’s just fucking meet.

-kwoo


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May 12, 2014
@ 7:22 pm
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haiku of emotion

It’s not a special 
time in a girl’s life when she 
gets her first dick pic.

-kwoo


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Feb 7, 2014
@ 11:47 pm
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haiku of grossness

I def just halted 
a john/ho’s sexy car time. 
Get out of my space.

-kwoo


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Feb 6, 2014
@ 12:25 pm
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haiku of emotion

Why does every tree 
up which I bark all end up
having a girlfriend? 

-kwoo


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Dec 30, 2013
@ 10:53 pm
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the top 5 LA-related things my dad loves talking about

  1. Earthquakes
  2. Earthquake preparedness
  3. The Pacific Ring of Fire
  4. The the chances of a supervolcano erupting, as spurred by earthquakes on the Pacific Ring of Fire
  5. Carjackings at red lights
Thanks a lot, Dad.
-kwoo