no, seriously.


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Feb 7, 2014
@ 11:47 pm
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haiku of grossness

I def just halted 
a john/ho’s sexy car time. 
Get out of my space.

-kwoo


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Feb 6, 2014
@ 12:25 pm
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haiku of emotion

Why does every tree 
up which I bark all end up
having a girlfriend? 

-kwoo


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Dec 30, 2013
@ 10:53 pm
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the top 5 LA-related things my dad loves talking about

  1. Earthquakes
  2. Earthquake preparedness
  3. The Pacific Ring of Fire
  4. The the chances of a supervolcano erupting, as spurred by earthquakes on the Pacific Ring of Fire
  5. Carjackings at red lights
Thanks a lot, Dad.
-kwoo

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Dec 1, 2013
@ 3:22 pm
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haiku of suburbia

Lone neighbor dogs stare
past electric fence prisons…
so close, yet so far

-kwoo


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Nov 22, 2013
@ 6:20 pm
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haiku of emotion

You know things are bad
when you know no single boys
to bring to sports things

-kwoo


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Nov 18, 2013
@ 2:55 pm
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haiku of emotion

If I’m to watch you
open baby shower gifts, 
at least let me drink.

-kwoo


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Nov 17, 2013
@ 10:49 am
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the greatest conversation i'll ever have about moving to la

looking for love: OH so i want to tell you my plan, WHICH IS THIS: if i don't fall in love in the next year in new york, i am moving to la in 2015. honestly, i can't with never leaving this city the end. and i'll miss you so much i'll have to come find you. so what do you think?

kwoo: a small part of me is moving to la because dating in nyc is horrible and yes, i would also like to be in love

lfl: SERIOUSLY

kwoo: but apparently dating in la is WORSE. i can see that, but i can also see how that is wrong

lfl: i think i see that, but i also don't think so. i feel like i would be more willing to try things there for some reason. do you know what i mean? NOT LIKE SEX POSITIONS. but i mean fine

kwoo: aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa the best.

lfl: i feel like DATES make more sense there. but then ALSO it's scarier because, like, serial kilers and cars. BUT ALSO you can't get drunk, so it's like, you can't just sleep with people as easily. OR if you do you will be like, RAPED because you are so drunk and then they just take you home because you can't drive!?

kwoo: all legitimate questions, i guess. thanks a lot.


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Nov 1, 2013
@ 8:26 am
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haiku of emotion

How many moms are
Destroying halloween dreams
With white turtlenecks?

-kwoo


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Oct 29, 2013
@ 11:12 am
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not that there's anything wrong with that...

razan: what are you doing for halloween?

kwoo: i dunno, probs nothing. i sort of hate halloween

razan: LOL me too

kwoo: OMG REALLY?

razan: yea

kwoo: i get shit on any time i say that. this is why we're FRIENDS!

razan: that is silly. we went to nyu. halloween = gay men with no pants on in my face


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Sep 3, 2013
@ 1:53 pm
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vital information for your everyday life

kwoo: ok so Packing For Mars... i just finished the sex chapter and need to know if your Astronaut Mike Dexter has any stories about the matter. he did after all tell you about his intergalactic fist fights

nussbaum: you know, we did not ask him. he had a lot of questions about black swan and we got sidetracked. i'm guessing no, though

kwoo: was HE confused by black swan?

nussbaum: "did you gals see that black swan movie? wooooo-E, what a movie, right? I mean, what was going on there!" the man is literally a rocket scientist. he pilots rockets into SPACE and he found black swan pretty confusing

kwoo: wooooo-E!